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A Place to Chat
Song title
"幻覚カタストロフィー"
Romaji: Genkaku Katasutorofii
English: Illusion Catastrophe
Also known as: しゃべりば!
Romaji: Shaberiba!
English: A Place to Chat!
Singer
Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Len
Producer(s)
Numtack05 (music, lyrics)
Shiuka (illustration)
NND / YT Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (reprint, subbed)


Summary[]

Illusion Catastrophe, a video created by the Uploader, is interrupted by Miku for A Place to Chat!, instead. Having finished seeing Elena and Teppannov's respective stories, Miku and Len discuss Rin's current state and the story Len just witnessed. While "the viewers" watch, Len and Miku communicate at hyper speed as the latter explains to Len how Elena constructed the memories of Irina, the dog, and Irina's comrade in Rin, Len, and Camui, respectively, as well as noting how Len retained his current appearance due to Rin's own wish for him.

She explains how they came from this to their present circumstances, Rin in particular with the help of the uploader, until Len disrupted everything by giving Rin back her memories. Noting that Rin would destroy herself soon, the two discuss that, while Len can't help her, he could show her a final happiness instead. As Miku plans to link herself, Len, and Camui together in Rin's interior, she encourages the reluctant Len to go to Rin while she plans to look for the fragment of Ronald. The two bid each other farewell and Miku shoots the USB into her headphones.

Lyrics[]

迷い続けた歯車に
花は冷めた笑みをあげた
そう
あなたには見えない愛を
気付かない様に少しだけ感じて
ってドログバじゃーん

はぁ、、、場面にあってない糞曲乙!
うp主あと100年くらいは底辺ね!w

なぁ、、、リンは大丈夫なの?

大丈夫じゃないわよ。
でも、少しだけ時間を稼げたと思う。
それよりあんたはどう思った?あの話を。

よく分からない><
ただ…懐かしい気がしたよ。

ここは作られた世界。
私たちが存在できる世界。

それは分かっているでやんす!

「やんす」はヤメて!
彼らは一方的に話しかけるの。
そしてボーカロイドは歌うのdd

うん

だから今の鏡音リンに入ってるものが持つ記憶は
すべてあの女が外から見て描いたもの。
そして、、、私がいるここだけで
展開されるあの子の夢、、、前の持ち主の
小さな反抗。。

もうちょっと俺やリスナーにも分かりやすく言ってくれないかな?

無理だわ。別に分からなくたって良いもの。
こっちで起こっている事が全て分かる?
そんな都合のいいことないわ。だって私だって
向こう側のことは推測するしか無いんだもの。。

うーん、、、俺にはほとんど分からない。
ただ、このスカーフをみて、俺は犬だったのに、
あの時見たあいつと見た目がそっくりだってことは思い出したよ。。

本当はあのハゲが「鏡音レン」になっていたかもね。
でも選択したのは、あの子のこころ、
見た目はおまけに過ぎないわ。

俺は望まれたの?

あんたのモデルはただただあの子のモデルが好きだった。
無垢であるあんたにここで一緒にいて欲しかった。
でも、知識を得たあんたは一人歩きしてしまう。

俺は、、、

世界中にバラまかれ、愛された「世界で一番悲しい子供達と犬のストーリー」、
それはきっと現実に起きた。それが広まって困る人達が居る。

あんたの前の持ち主はその為に行動したって事?

悲しいけど、所詮犬なのよ。でもそれがあちらでは普通なの。
生きていく為には、、、誰かの犬にならなければいけない。

結局、あんた達はウィルスとして再びバラまかれた。
そしてここだけ、私がいるここだけで
あんた達はウィルスと別れる事が出来た。
そしてあの子は、ここに居る為に
うp主に再度自分の記憶を書き換えさせた。
まぁーうp主は馬鹿だからビビってエンター連打してただけだけどねw

じゃあ、、、俺がその記憶を見せなければ
ずっとここに居られたって事?

そうよ。あんただけが、予測の付かないものだったの。
だって犬でしょ。知識を得た犬の行動なんて誰にも分からない
制御出来ない「こころ」を持っているから。

俺のせいなのか。。

こぼれたミルクを嘆いても何にもならないわ。
とにかく、あの子はまもなく自滅する。
「伝えるもの」がいなくなって、彼らからすると異常な事が
起きてるってばれたからね。

でも事実を知られた所で何の影響もない
場所だったから、あの子だけ始末するってことのようね。

リンだけ?

「世界で一番無垢なマシンガン」の本体よ!

救えないの? 俺はどうしたらいいんだ。。

少なくとも「あんた」に救う事はできないわね。
ただ、最後の「幸せ」を見せる事は出来るかもしれない。
だからあんたにもUSBを撃った。

あのハゲにももう取り付けたわ。

あとは私が引き金を引くだけ。

そこで全員が繋がる。

リンの中に行くの?

趣味悪いけどしょうがないわね。
だってドナルドに会える最後のチャンスだもの☆

あってどうするんだよ。。
だってリンと一緒に壊れるだけだろ、、あいつは。。
それに俺は行きたくない。リンが壊れる所なんて見たくない!

おまえの目はゴミのようだな(嘲笑)

……

霞んだ未来しかあんたには見えないの?
そんなことないでしょ。
どんなに霞んでてもはっきり見えるものがあるでしょ?
「なにも考えずに走る」
それが、犬じゃないの?ヒトみたいな考え方はやめな

そしてその先、、きっと今のあんたなら見せられるはずだから。

分かった。行くよ。
でも、、俺は俺で、、、、自分を騙すよ。
もう一度、幸せを見せるよ、リンに。
それが俺の「ハッピーエンド」だ。

でもリンの、、リンのハッピーエンドはなんなんだろう。

さあね、、、それは誰にも分からない。
あの子にしかね。

じゃあ時間ないから、そろそろ

なんか、変わったな。あんた。
この世界に来る前、聴いていた「初音ミク」って感じがするよ
髪型もかわいいし。
きっとドナルドも喜ぶよm

人の事も考えられるようになったのね。
あんたも変わったわ。少しだけ、安心した。

じゃあがんばってね、レン、さいなら

mayoi tsutsuketa haguruma ni
hana wa sameta emi o ageta
sou
anata ni wa mienai ai o
kizukanai you ni sukoshi dake kanjite
tte doroguba jaan

haa,,, bamen ni attenai kuso kyoku otsu!
upunushi ato hyakunen kurai wa teihen ne!

naa,,, rin wa daijoubu nano?

daijoubu ja nai wa yo.
demo, sukoshi dake jikan o kasegeta to omou.
sore yori anta wa dou omotta? ano hanashi o.

yoku wakaranai
tada… natsukashii ki ga shita yo.

koko wa tsukurareta sekai.
watashitachi ga sonzai dekiru sekai.

sore wa wakatteiru de yansu!

"yansu" wa yamete!
karera wa ippouteki ni hanashikakeru no.
soshite bookaroido wa utau no

un

dakara ima no kagamine rin ni haitteru mono ga motsu kioku wa
subete ano onna ga soto kara mite egaita mono.
soshite,,, watashi ga iru koko dake de
tenkai sareru ano ko no yume,,, mae no mochinushi no
chiisana hankou..

mou chotto ore ya risunaa ni mo wakariyasuku itte kurenai kana?

muri da wa. betsu ni wakaranakutatte ii mono.
kocchi de okotteiru koto ga subete wakaru?
sonna tsugou no ii koto nai wa. datte watashi datte
mukougawa no koto wa suisoku suru shika nain da mono..

uun,,, ore ni wa hotondo wakaranai.
tada, kono sukaafu o mite, ore wa inu datta noni,
ano toki mita aitsu to mitame ga sokkuri datte koto wa omoidashita yo..

hontou wa ano hage ga "kagamine ren" ni natteita kamo ne.
demo sentaku shita no wa, ano ko no kokoro,
mitame wa omake ni suginai wa.

ore wa nozomareta no?

anta no moderu wa tadatada ano ko no moderu ga
suki datta.
muku de aru anta ni koko de issho ni ite hoshikatta.
demo, chishiki o eta anta wa hitori aruki shiteshimau.

ore wa,,,

sekaijuu ni baramakare, aisareta "sekai de ichiban kanashii kodomotachi to inu no sutoorii",
sore wa kitto genjitsu ni okita. sore ga hiromatte komaru hitotachi ga iru.

anta no mae no mochinushi wa sono tame ni koudou shitatte koto?

kanashii kedo, shosen inu na no yo. demo sore ga achira de wa futsuu na no.
ikiteiku tame ni wa,,, dareka no inu ni naranakereba ikenai.

kekkyoku, antatachi wa virusu to shite futatabi baramakareta.
soshite koko dake, watashi ga iru koko dake de
antatachi wa virusu to wakareru koto ga dekita.
soshite ano ko wa, koko ni iru tame ni
upunushi ni saido jibun no kioku o kakikaesaseta.
maa upunushi wa baka dakara bibitte entaa renda shiteta dake dakedo ne

jaa,,, ore ga sono kioku o misenakereba
zutto koko ni iraretatte koto?

sou yo. anta dake ga, yosoku no tsukanai mono datta no.
datte inu desho. chishiki o eta inu no koudou nante dare ni mo wakaranai
seigyo dekinai "kokoro" o motteiru kara.

ore no sei na no ka..

koboreta miruku o nageite mo nan ni mo naranai wa.
tonikaku, ano ko wa mamonaku jimetsu suru.
"tsutaeru mono" ga inaku natte, karera kara suru to ijou na koto ga
okiteru tte bareta kara ne.

demo jijitsu o shirareta tokoro de nan no eikyou mo nai
basho datta kara, ano ko dake shimatsu suru tte koto no you ne.

rin dake?

"sekai de ichiban muku na mashingan" no hontai yo!

sukuenai no? ore wa doushitara iin da..

sukunaku tomo "anta" ni sukuu koto wa dekinai wa ne.
tada, saigo no "shiawase" o miseru koto wa dekiru kamo shirenai.
dakara anta ni mo USB o utta.

ano hage ni mo mou toritsuketa wa.

ato wa watashi ga hikigane o hiku dake.

soko de zen'in ga tsunagaru.

rin no naka ni iku no?

shumi warui kedo shouganai wa ne.
datte donarudo ni aeru saigo no chansu da mono☆

atte dou surun da yo..
datte rin to issho ni kowareru dake daro,, aitsu wa..
sore ni ore wa ikitakunai. rin ga kowareru tokoro nante mitakunai!

omae no me wa gomi no you da na

……

kasunda mirai shika anta ni wa mienai no?
sonna koto nai desho.
donna ni kasundete mo hakkiri mieru mono ga aru desho?
"nani mo kangaezu ni hashiru"
sore ga, inu ja nai no? hito mitai na kangaekata wa yamena

soshite sono saki,, kitto ima no anta nara miserareru hazu dakara.

wakatta. iku yo.
demo,, ore wa ore de,,,, jibun o damasu yo.
mou ichido, shiawase o miseru yo, rin ni.
sore ga ore no "happii endo" da.

demo rin no,, rin no happii endo wa nan nandarou.

saa ne,,, sore wa dare ni mo wakaranai.
ano ko ni shika ne.

jaa jikan nai kara, sorosoro

nanka, kawatta na. anta.
kono sekai ni kuru mae, kiiteita "hatsune miku" tte kanji ga suru yo
kamigata mo kawaii shi.
kitto donarudo mo yorokobu yo

hito no koto mo kangaerareru you ni natta no ne.
anta mo kawatta wa. sukoshi dake, anshin shita.

jaa ganbatte ne, ren, sainara

To the gear that continued to waver
The flowers gave a cold smile
Yes,
So that you won't notice it
Feel the love you can't see, just a little
Hold on, is that Drogba?

Sigh,,, Thx for the shit song that doesn't fit this setting!
After 100 years or so the uploader's still gonna be base, eh?! lol

Hey,,, is Rin alright?

She is not alright.
But, I think she bought us a bit more time.
Aside from that, what did you think of that story?

I don't really know ><
I just...felt nostalgic.

This place is a manufactured world.
A world where we can exist.

Yo I already got that!

Knock it off with the "yo"!
They are going to talk at us.
And the Vocaloids are going to sing, dd

Uh huh

So the memories held by what's entered the current Kagamine Rin
Were all constructed by what that woman saw and depicted from the outside.
And thus,,,unfurling at just this place where I am,
Her dreams,,,are my previous owner's
Small rebellion..

Can't you speak in a way that's easier to understand for the listeners and I?

I can't. It doesn't matter whether you understand or not.
Do you know about everything that's happening here?
These aren't convenient circumstances. After all, I too
Can only guess what happens on the other side..

Yeeeah,,, I don't get most of it.
I just look at this scarf, and even though I was a dog,
I remember my appearance being the spitting image of that guy I saw back then..

Maybe the truth is that the baldy had become "Kagamine Len".
But what she chose, in her heart,
Your appearance was nothing more than a bonus.

She wished for me?

Your model simply liked her model.
She wanted to be here with the pure you.
But you who gained intelligence will walk all alone.

I,,,

It's being distributed all over the world, the beloved "the world's saddest story of children and a dog"
I'm sure that really happened. There are people troubled by its propagation.

You mean your previous owner took action because of that?

It was sad, but you were a dog after all. But that's ordinary over there.
In order to live on,,,you had to become someone's dog.

Eventually, you guys were distributed again as viruses.
And just here, at just this place where I am,
You guys were able to separate from the viruses.
And she, in order to stay here,
Made the uploader rewrite her memories of herself a second time.
Well... the uploader's an idiot, so he just got scared and keymashed enter, lol

So,,, If I hadn't shown her those memories,
You're saying she would have stayed here forever?

Yes. You alone were unpredictable.
I guess 'cause you're a dog. No one understands the actions of a dog who's obtained intelligence
Because you carry a "heart" that can't be controlled.

Is it my fault?..

There's no use crying over spilled milk.
Anyway, it won't be long before she destroys herself.
See, with "the one who reports" gone missing, the strange things occurring because of them
has been exposed.

But because it was a place where I didn't have any influence
Even after learning the facts, it seems only she can deal with it.

Only Rin?

She's the true form of "the world's purest machine gun"!

Can't I save her? What should I do..

"You", at least, can't save her.
I suppose all you can do is show her a final "happiness".
So I shot a USB at you too.
That baldy has already gotten his hands on one.
After this I'll just pull the trigger.
Then everyone will be linked together.

I'm going inside of Rin?

You might prefer not to, but there's nothing you can do about it.
'Cause this is my last chance to meet Ronald☆

What would I do about that..
'Cause he'll just be destroyed along with Rin,, that guy..
I don't want to go there. I don't want to see Rin destroyed!

Your eyes are like garbage (sneer)

......

Is the blurry future all that you can see?
I don't think so.
However blurred it gets, isn't there one thing you can see clearly?
"I'll run without thinking"
That's the dog in you, isn't it? Stop thinking like a human

Because after that,, I'm sure it'll be shown to the present you.

I get it. I'll go.
But,, With me,,,, I'll deceive myself.
I'll show happiness to Rin, one more time.
That's my "Happy End".

But Rin,, What is her Happy End?

Beats me,,, No one knows that.
Except for her, that is.

Well, we're out of time, let's get going

Something's different about you.
You seem like the "Hatsune Miku" I listened to before I came to this world
You're hairstyle's cute too.
I'm sure Ronald will be pleased, haha

Guess I've become able to care for others too, huh.
You've also changed. You became just a bit more secure.

Wish you luck, Len, and farewell

English Translation by PriceCheckTranslations

Keywords[]

  • 『展開されるあの子の夢、、、前の持ち主の 小さな反抗。。』 Her dreams,,,are my previous owner's/Small rebellion..
  • 『無垢であるあんたにここで一緒にいて欲しかった。』 She wanted to be here with the pure you.
  • 『世界中にバラまかれ、愛された「世界で一番悲しい子供達と犬のストーリー」、』 It's being distributed all over the world, the beloved "the world's saddest story of children and a dog"
  • 『そしてあの子は、ここに居る為に うp主に再度自分の記憶を書き換えさせた。』 And she, in order to stay here/Made the uploader rewrite her memories of herself a second time.
  • 『制御出来ない「こころ」を持っているから。』 Because you carry a heart that can't be controlled.
  • 『おまえの目はゴミのようだな』 Your eyes are like garbage.

Illustration Analysis[]

The start of the PV, proclaimed by Miku to have nothing to do with the rest of the story, starts with a complex yet atypically styled video, with gears and clocks as a common motif. Miku is also portrayed stylistically, but still with short hair as in the main story. The camaera zooms into a picture of a soccer player of Chelsea, Didier Drogba, possibly symbolizing speed or as a non-sequitur in the "crappy" song. The following A Place to Chat! video returns to the typical single illustration PVs.

Miku and Len are shown back in Miku's house; looking in the background, syringes can be seen littering her shelf, possibly used by her to inject drugs into her system. Also of note is that Miku and Len are shown as having the same background, indicating (as shown later) that they are actually speaking next to each other. As Miku and Len converse, poorly drawn doodles of the two are shown, possibly representing the two of them as data.

Miku's doodle is shown having a smiley face on her hair and unidentifiable pink dots all over her face. Fish, a common motif in the series and in particular for Len, are shown in the background. Another doodle is also shown during this time of several unidentifiable figures, one of them marked with an "L" and possibly representing Kagamine Len. The Len doodle, additionally, has a red smiley face on the left of his drawing and a blue serious face on the right, possibly indicating his happy dog programming and more serious current self. A colorful fish is also attached to his left shoulder, labeled a "youkai".

The video then goes into a strange icelike static as it slowly displays pictures, one of which being a reference to the Genjitsutoushi-P's song World's End Dancehall and another being a closeup of Miku's smiling face, while the final one is of Rin and Camui already "sleeping" on the ground and covered in sheets as they wait in Rin's interior. The final illustration shows Miku pointing a gun at herself, preparing to shoot a USB into her headphones that will link them all in Rin's data interior. 

Sound Effect Analysis[]

Repeatedly through the video, growing in frequency as Len and Miku converse in hyper speed, are clinking noises as if from an ice pick or machinery moving together. This may be the noises of the Vocaloids processing information or noises coming from some other machinery in the room. 

Trivia[]

Notes[]

  • This is the first song to indicate that the videos and their viewers exist within the series itself, as later made clear in Goodbye to You★.
  • Similarly, Miku's claim that they are in a "manufactured world" indicates that most of the series takes place on a computer and not the physical world, which is elaborated on by Numtack05 on his blog by the series' conclusion.
  • While it's unexplained in the song how Camui was also able to get a USB, the end of To You, To Me. indicates he regained consciousness for a time after being brought to Miku's home.

Curiosities[]

  • Miku's statement "your eyes are garbage" repeats Rin's deceptively encouraging insult to Len in The Eyes That Don't Vanish.; it's unknown how she learned it herself.
  • The song before "A Place to Chat!" proper is credited to "the uploader", matching that Miku also attributes the song to their "base" producer.

External Links[]

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